thesuspense: (what hurts the worst)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the fuck do I know? they can't afford their own?

not as if I got lady undies so I dunno
littlehusky: (pic#17809873)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't me, for the record. I only steal undies from Jonathan.

He has expensive boxers.

You think it's a pervert? It's weird, you're right. That's what guys do with girls panties.
thesuspense: modern (or fuck off)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how the fuck you scored a rich gege like that

really improved the fit of your jeans

might be a perv? I dunno, never met a gay guy into sniffing underpants

that I know of
littlehusky: (pic#17809847)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I was trying to kill him and it sort of happened...

Any of your neighbours seem weird? Could be a creepy girl too!
thesuspense: modern (so damn handsome)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
don't really know my neighbours tbh

ew, I didn't even think about girls

that'd be way worse, I'd rather some creepy guy

picture him kind of like an ugly fatty
littlehusky: (pic#17809866)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair. Most perverts are.

Why don't you put a hidden camera by your undies and see who it is? If they come back for some, you can catch them and kick their fat ass.
thesuspense: (unless I make you feel it)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
not a bad idea

I hang laundry up on the balcony right now cause the weather's nice, so I guess he is getting them there

it's definitely a guy, girls are never that into me
littlehusky: (pic#17809843)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That is true. You are gay bait. You always get hit on by guys, no matter where we are!

Jonathan attracts everyone. It's the worst.
thesuspense: (what matters most)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
most gay guys wanna be topped AND I'm hot but I'm a certain type

Jonathan has a lot of different vibes... do you like him better with glasses or without?
littlehusky: (pic#17809868)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I like both :)

He changes sometimes. When he takes them off, he's more flirty and soft. Glasses are all business. Both can be fun!

Who is the twinkiest looking guy in your building? Maybe it's him.
thesuspense: modern (so damn handsome)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
honestly, I never really see my neighbours with the hours I keep

think the camera's my best bet

and you should film you and Jonathan having sex
thesuspense: (still love sweets)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a pervert, I wanna watch
littlehusky: (pic#17809867)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No, never!

We don't do that and you're never seeing it. Pervert!!

I'm glad you're being robbed by a pervert. Serves you right for being one too!
thesuspense: (what's the most funny)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
what don't you do?

you don't have sex?
littlehusky: (pic#17809866)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we don't let people watch!

We're not that weird.

Some people like that shit. I don't.
thesuspense: (and it's me)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
you are just greedy, it's very selfish

anyway, wanna install a camera on my balcony after work?
littlehusky: (pic#17809873)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, should I grab a camera on my way home? I pass a tech store so I'll get you a good one.

Not too expensive tho gege. I'm broke lol
thesuspense: modern (you know it)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ill give you the money

get your sugar daddy to give you sugar
littlehusky: (pic#17809846)

[personal profile] littlehusky 2025-06-01 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not my sugar daddy. We're just dating. It's not weird like that.

Whatever. I'm on my way. I'll see you in like 20-30 minutes.
thesuspense: (is what's funny to me)

[personal profile] thesuspense 2025-06-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
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