"Lan Zhan kissed me once when I was blindfolded and I thought he was a girl. That was exciting, I guess. Before we got together." What a strange event that had been, although the kiss made a lot more sense in retrospect. His beautiful Lan Zhan rather than an oddly tall and well-muscled girl. Wei Wuxian shook his head at the memory, focusing on what Meng Yao was saying.
"Aw. It's nice that your father is looking out for what I assume might be 50 percent his offspring."
Hopefully an exaggeration. "Well. Xue Yang can make him breakfast tomorrow, he's a good cook. Might make up for some dubious consent."
"All I will say is that you're an idiot if you thought someone that tall and broad was a girl, blindfolded or not. You are such a weird person." And yet, it happened and it was a fascinatingly entertaining tale.
"Just relax, we'll all eat breakfast and it'll be totally normal, you know?" Or, at least, he sincerely hoped so.
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"Aw. It's nice that your father is looking out for what I assume might be 50 percent his offspring."
Hopefully an exaggeration. "Well. Xue Yang can make him breakfast tomorrow, he's a good cook. Might make up for some dubious consent."
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"Just relax, we'll all eat breakfast and it'll be totally normal, you know?" Or, at least, he sincerely hoped so.