Honestly, Xue Yang had planned on staying unnoticed for longer. At this point though, if he had to listen to another story by either of these two, he was going to use that spoon Xiao Xingchen was handing him to disembowel someone and, seriously? Could even end in suicide out of sheer desperation. Were they trying to torture him by being boring? He couldn't even be jealous of this mess, he was the hero saving Xiao Xingchen from a life of utter and complete boredom of a magnitude he could not have imagined.

So he took the spoon and turned to face Xingchen fully, smiling wide enough to show fangs. "Thanks, sir." Didn't quite sound formal, but whatever. He gestured with his head toward the direction of the bathrooms and then he immediately started walking there, lest Song Lan started talking again.