"Oi! Get the man a cab!" Jon yelled at one of the barmen, who immediately went to the phone. He raised his hand, stroked Edward's hair and smiled. "Relax. Leave the room and wait for me. Won't take long now."

As he approached Barty, he held out his hand because shaking hands was something he had introduced to force Barty to interact like a human for five seconds.

"Come back soon, alright? Your taxi will be out front soon, they always come fast round here."