Bingo. He knew it. Alfie told him girls were all about the size of the dick but Jon thought that was bullshit. Now men - they were obsessed. With their dick, the size of their dick and the size of other people's dicks. Hence gay men had to go wild for that shit. And here he was, looking at Edward and damn, he had to smirk. "You like it?"

Sure, his heart was racing and around Edward, in some ways, he felt a bit of a fool but he still had a thing or two to help him keep an advantage.

"If it's too much for you, just say. I don't wanna choke you. Much." It was fun, he couldn't deny it.